Once upon a time there was a person named oddball, he liked penis. One day he went off to a kingdom to see the penis king. THERE WAS A HUGE EPIDEMIC!!!!! THe king had lost it's favourite condom!
"NEVER FEAR!!!! Oddball is here" Shouted Oddball.
"Oh my" Said the King
10 Minutes had passed and Oddball was still sitting there trying to figure out how he can get it back, he figured he shouldn't give the king one that was stapled onto a piece of cardboard saying "Use condom attached" That might end bad.
"I shall go down to the health store" Oddball said..
Oddball was down at the health store when he saw a packet of chips, he bought those chips, there was a poisonous chip!!!!!! He didn't eat the poisonous chip. Luckily cause then he won't be able to save the king.
Oddball had walked down to the river when he saw a golden condom floating down it, Oddball thought to himself "That's a gold one, it must be the kings!"
Oddball ran down the riverbank chasing the golden condom, He dived in off the riverbank and grabbed it, he had done it. He grabbed a stick on the side and pulled himself out, he ran down to the kings palace and gave him back the condom.
i'd just like to mention im a 40 year old homosexual who likes little kids!
THE END!!!
